The title is self-explanatory. Yet a movie trailer is what is meant to lure the viewer in to see the film. I was going to go see the new Dark Shadows movie that was made by that all familiar duo of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, despite the fact that I didn’t care for a lot of the earlier films they did together. Johnny Depp is a great actor. Do not get me wrong there, but I am not what is called in some fan circles as a “Die Hard Depper”.
After seeing the trailer for the new Dark Shadows movie, I got totally turned off of the idea despite the fact that I loved the original series and I loved the Revival series of the 1990’s too. However, I cannot look at the trailer from the link below and see anything that I can remotely identify with from my childhood, or the Revival version–both of which were the vision of the late Dan Curtis.
Many criticized the original in recent years for the bloopers and low-budget adjustments that had to be made by cast and crew–but to an entire generation of children, these characters seemed real. I would have kicked Lara Parker in the shins and ran for my life when I was a five-year old girl. Barnabas, played by Jonathan Frid, was bullied by her in my young mind and I wanted to see him “get well”. I viewed him as “ill and unable to help it”…I’m sure I am not the only little child who empathized with Frid’s rendition of the character in this way.
Then the show was gone. My parents divorced. Over the years my life changed and such…Then I went to work for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice. It was in my room at the officer’s quarters that I got very bored one night and began playing around on hulu.com. It was there I watched episode after episode of the “Dark Shadows Revival” series. I was hooked by the portrayal Ben Cross gave…It was here I discovered Ben Cross the actor as well and found his Facebook page.
I was still able to empathize with his Barnabas, even though at the time he beat Willie, I felt that Barnabas was WAY out of line. Yet, Mr. Cross tempered that character enough to show a realistic point–it would be hell for someone in that character’s predicament to temper that battle within between the beast he could turn into and the man he once was. He was a good man–and his flaw was messing around with the WRONG woman.
Oh well…Cest Le Vie…Now we have this new one coming out and from the trailer, I can already tell that I cannot empathize with Depp’s rendition. He looks more alien than human–as if he’s a combination of Nosferatu and Beetlejuice. Barnabas should NEVER look like this…I can also tell by Burton’s direction that this is going to be more of a farce that will make the Barnabas I grew up on and adored to look more like a buffoon. The scene in the trailer between him and Angelique made me think more of “War of the Roses” than Dark Shadows. Sorry.
I also cannot picture a vampire, while trying to adapt to the time period he’s in, making boob remarks and telling a 15-year-old relative that is not married about how her “child-bearing hips” aren’t in use…Barnabas was a gentleman and in past movies and the two series I mentioned, Shakespearean actors were tapped to play him. I believe Dan Curtis had very good reason for casting his production in such a way and having those characters portrayed as they were.
One more thing I will point out is that I KNOW my history here. While a lot of upper class colonists did wait until later to marry, there were some who did marry younger. That is the only reason why the writers will get away with that remark about those “child-bearing hips”.
I only have one more thing to add here…The voice…I heard and saw more of a cleaned up version of “Jack Sparrow” than I did any Barnabas Collins that was ever portrayed. For what it is worth though, the schlock I saw in the trailer would have been perfect for a remaking of “The Fearless Vampire Killers“. Here’s a clip:
I apologize to the die-hard “DarkShadows” fans and to all the loyal Depp fans out there, but I cannot justify going to see this particular film. It is sad to me that an actor as great as Johnny Depp has chosen to portray the character a lot of us loved growing up in the fashion that this trailer makes him out to be.
One thing Hollywood critics need to get through their heads is that people are not going to pay attention to what they write for the most part–only the academy will. The ones who will flock to see this are the ones who are die-hard Depp fans no matter what he does, and those who don’t know what all the fuss is about. Unless one of my family members or friends buys the ticket, I’ll wait for the over-priced dvd.
Other than Frid’s performance, this is how Barnabas should be portrayed:
I don’t care how many people criticize the make up, Mr. Cross’s mullet and such. He raised the bar too high for anyone to follow suit, and the trailer from the new movie only makes this viewer appreciate his rendition of the character even more.
On the other hand I heartily recommend this movie because the whole family can watch it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqSi-_cXeE It has a taste of “Remember the Titans”, “Bad News Bears”, “The Mighty Ducks”–and any other good sports movie that was meant for a young and old audience alike! This one will be one of the best of 2012 and will be in theaters on May 18th~! At least this trailer has a good feel about it! The name of the movie is “Crooked Arrows” and is about a Native American Lacrosse team! It will be worth spending the money for the ticket on. Check out the likes on its Facebook page already!
Well said! I also am a Dark Shadows purist and am appalled by what Burton and Depp considered a loving homage to a classic show. This is NOT Dark Shadows. It is a comedy plain and simple.
I think a lot of people are going to be let down severely when this comes out and they’ll warn others. However, I also think the Revival series will finally get the respect it deserved–even if it only had 12 episodes.
the peview for the new dark shadows i was telling eric that day we saw the hunger games wasn’t at the dark shadows i watched with your mom tina thomas! it looks weird.