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Sep 13 2011

Eric and the Chat room…

Some of you have heard me talk about this before but I think we all need a little laughter around here.

Once upon a time in the mid-1990’s, my son Eric was playing around on CompuServe and talking to some friends of his from school  in a chat room.  He was at his friend, David‘s house.

They told me when I came to pick him up, that while they were in said chatroom, a man came in there trying to pick up some of their female friends from school.

As they were describing the lures this pervert was using, I became a bit alarmed.  Eric. who was 14, then told me what HE did…

“Mom…I logged out, created a female name and went back  in.  My friends knew what I was up to because I PM’d them.  I went back in and the guy started talking to me.  I told him my dad lets me drive a Lamborghini, I have high cheekbones, tanned skin and my measurements are 36-24-34.  HE got all hot and bothered and began pumping me for  more info.  Eventually he said, “When can we meet? I am so dying to meet you, baby!”

” I made a date for him to meet me at the theater on Thursday night.  He was all excited, telling me all the things he could do for me. I let it go on for about 5 minutes and then I said, “Hey…I’ll see you then, okay?”  He said, “Okay baby! I can’t wait!”

Then I said, “Oh by the way…There’s just one thing.”

“What’s that?” he asked.

“I’ve got a dick!”  Eric told him

Needless to say that guy cleared out of that chat room quickly and never returned…Too bad Dateline didn’t get that session…

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By kadja1 • Posted in comedy, Crime, Entertainment, humor, Life, non-fiction, Opinions, Students, Teen Antics, Teens, writing • Tagged Chat room, clever teens, Compuserve, Dateline missed this!, David, Facebook, humor, Lamborghini, Needless, perverts, Post a week 2011, predators, teen antics, teens in chat, Twitter, United State, wickedly funny
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