Some of you have heard me talk about this before but I think we all need a little laughter around here.
Once upon a time in the mid-1990’s, my son Eric was playing around on CompuServe and talking to some friends of his from school in a chat room. He was at his friend, David‘s house.
They told me when I came to pick him up, that while they were in said chatroom, a man came in there trying to pick up some of their female friends from school.
As they were describing the lures this pervert was using, I became a bit alarmed. Eric. who was 14, then told me what HE did…
“Mom…I logged out, created a female name and went back in. My friends knew what I was up to because I PM’d them. I went back in and the guy started talking to me. I told him my dad lets me drive a Lamborghini, I have high cheekbones, tanned skin and my measurements are 36-24-34. HE got all hot and bothered and began pumping me for more info. Eventually he said, “When can we meet? I am so dying to meet you, baby!”
” I made a date for him to meet me at the theater on Thursday night. He was all excited, telling me all the things he could do for me. I let it go on for about 5 minutes and then I said, “Hey…I’ll see you then, okay?” He said, “Okay baby! I can’t wait!”
Then I said, “Oh by the way…There’s just one thing.”
“What’s that?” he asked.
“I’ve got a dick!” Eric told him
Needless to say that guy cleared out of that chat room quickly and never returned…Too bad Dateline didn’t get that session…
The Haunted Pen 