I so totally dare anyone to caption this thing! I get the weirdest stuff on Facebook! I’ve never seen rabbits eat this before! My question is, will they get munchies afterward?
Some of you have heard me talk about this before but I think we all need a little laughter around here.
They told me when I came to pick him up, that while they were in said chatroom, a man came in there trying to pick up some of their female friends from school.
As they were describing the lures this pervert was using, I became a bit alarmed. Eric. who was 14, then told me what HE did…
“Mom…I logged out, created a female name and went back in. My friends knew what I was up to because I PM’d them. I went back in and the guy started talking to me. I told him my dad lets me drive a Lamborghini, I have high cheekbones, tanned skin and my measurements are 36-24-34. HE got all hot and bothered and began pumping me for more info. Eventually he said, “When can we meet? I am so dying to meet you, baby!”
” I made a date for him to meet me at the theater on Thursday night. He was all excited, telling me all the things he could do for me. I let it go on for about 5 minutes and then I said, “Hey…I’ll see you then, okay?” He said, “Okay baby! I can’t wait!”
Then I said, “Oh by the way…There’s just one thing.”
“What’s that?” he asked.
“I’ve got a dick!” Eric told him
Needless to say that guy cleared out of that chat room quickly and never returned…Too bad Dateline didn’t get that session…